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May 20, 2012 @ 08:21 pm Marisa Sung HEEEERE'S JOHNNY=TOP 10 REASONS WHY WE WERE THE PERFECT MATCH!!

JOHNNY CARSON WAS ALWAYS SUCH A STAPLE IN MY HOME AND IT WAS A GREAT TREAT TO WATCH "THE LATE SHOW WITH JOHNNY CARSON" AT NIGHT WITH THE FOLKS. IT USUALLY MEANT THAT WE HAD COMPANY=THE EXTENDED FAMILY AND A FEW FAMILY FRIENDS. I ALWAYS FELT A VERY SPECIAL CONNECTION TO JOHNNY FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS:

1. HE WAS VERY ELEGANT, WITTY, SMART AND GOOD LOOKING!

2. HE HAD A GREAT SIDE KICK IN ED MCMAHON WHO ALWAYS HAD SUCH IMPECCABLE TIMING AND WAS A GREAT PARTNER IN CRIME AND WINGMAN!!

3. HE DIED TECHNICALLY ON MY BIRTHDAY.

4. HE MARRIED 4X ALL TO WOMEN WITH NAMES BEGINNING WITH J AND I WAS ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED 4TIMES TO MEN WITH THE LAST NAME BEGINNING WITH K SO FAR!!

5. HE WAS BORN ON OCTOBER 23 ON THE LAST DAY OF HIS SIGN + JUST LIKE ME ON THE LAST DAY OF MY SIGN WHICH MAKES HIM A LIBRA=MEI PERFECT MATCH=WE WERE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!!

6. ALL OF HIS WIVES COULD HAVE BEEN MEI EVIL TWIN SISTERS!!

7. HIS DEEPEST REGRET WAS THAT HE COULDN'T MAKE HIS MOTHER HAPPY BY STAYING MARRIED TO ONE WOMAN FOR HIS ENTIRE LIFE AND MEI DEEPEST REGRET IS THAT I CAN'T SETTLE ON ONE GUY TO TIE THE KNOT TO FINALLY MAKE MEI MOTHER HAPPY!!

8. HE WAS BORN TO "HOMER" CARSON AND I JUST LOVE TO STAY HOME AND COOK, BAKE, GARDEN, SEW, WRITE, RUN, SWIM, WATCH MOVIES = YOU NAME IT BUT I AM A HOMEBODY!!

9. CARSON HEADED UP A GROUP OF INVESTORS WHO PURCHASED AND OPERATED TWO TELEVISION STATIONS OF WHICH THE FIRST SERVED NONEOTHER THAN VIVA LAS VEGAS=ONE OF MEI FAVORITE PLACES!!+ JUST LIKE MOI HE WAS AN AMATEUR ASTRONOMER, AND WAS CLOSE FRIENDS WITH ASTRONOMER CARL SAGAN, WHO OFTEN APPEARED ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW." WHY DUE YOU THINK I KEEP SAYING CERTAIN WORDS LIKE "BILLIONS" ?? BILLIONS OF GALAXIES WOULD LEAD CARSON TO RIBBING HIS FRIEND, SAYING "BILL-IONS AND BILL-IONS". JUST LIKE MEE HE OWNED TELESCOPES ONLEE HE OWNED SEVERAL EXPENSIVE ONES INCLUDING A QUESTAR WHICH AT THAT TIME WAS REALEE TOP DRAWER BABY!!

10. DESPITE HIS ON-CAMERA DEMEANOR, CARSON WAS ACTUALLY VERY SHY OFF-CAMERA, AS MY FAMILY MEMBERS MET HIM ONCE OR TWICE AND HE DID HIS BEST TO AVOICE BIG PARTIES. HE WAS REFERRED TO AS "THE MOST PRIVATE PUBLIC MAN WHO EVER LIVED." SEA THE SIMILARITIES?? THE MINUTE A FRIEND OR ACQUAINTANCE STARTS NOSING AROUND TOO MUCH IN MEI AFFAIRS OR PRIVATE LIFE THEY GET ELIMINATED AND BELIEVE MEE THEY WILL TELL YOU THAT I DON'T KID AROUND WITH THAT=I DON'T CARE HOW LONG I KNOW THEM FOR!!!

The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson

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May 19, 2012 @ 05:33 pm Marisa Sung FOUR FUNERALS AND A WEDDING=THE BEST NETWORKING FOR A MAN EVER!!

I WAS RECENTLY INVITED TO GO TO FOUR DIFFERENT FUNERALS AND A WEDDING BY A FRIEND AT THE NYAC AND AT THE SPRING LAKE BATH AND TENNIS CLUB DUE TO MEI RECENT RENEWED AVAILABILITY!! THE SELECTION OF MEN WAS VERY MUCH TO MEI LIKE AND THE FUNERAL PARTY WAS VERY TASTEFUL AS WELL AS THE FOOD SELECTION!! ALTHOUGH THE FUNERAL ITSELF WAS SAD I MUST SAY THAT THE SCENERY WAS DELIGHTFUL AND THE IRISH REALLY KNOW HOW TO THROW A BODY AWAY AND A PARTEA AT THAT!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT SELLABRATION OF A PASSED ON MEMBER OF THE ORGANIZATION AS WEI CALL IT! IT WILL MORE THAN LIKELY BE HELD AT "HEADQUARTERS" AND ALL "IN THE KNOW" KNOW WHERE THAT WILL BE!!

Four Weddings and a Funeral Trailer (1994)

Belinda Carlisle - Heaven Is a Place on Earth

May 18, 2012 @ 11:15 pm Marisa Sung A BUNCH OF HOT URBAN COWBOYS FROM HOUSTON!

ONE NIGHT I WAS OUT WITH MEI USUAL HOT COMPADRES AND WE WERE HEADED DOWNTOWN WEN ALL OF A SUDDEN WE CAME FACE TO FACE WITH THE BIGGEST AND BEST THAT THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS HAD TO OFFER!! BEAU, TEX AND THE REST OF THE GANG WERE WAY TOO HOT FOR MEE TO HANDLE AND MEI GUNS WERE GETTING LOADED JUST LOOKING AT THOSE GOOD OLE BOYS FROM THE LONE STAR STATE!!

URBAN COWBOY

RIDING THE BULL

A SEXXY BULL RIDE

URBAN COWBOY SWALLER PRIDE

BULL COMPETITION AT GILLEY'S

I LOVE YOU SISSY

LOOKING FOR LOVE

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May 17, 2012 @ 11:32 pm Marisa Sung MARIE OSMOND DOLL PING LAU

I LOVE COLLECTING DOLLS AND I HAVE TO SAY THAT I WAS SOO IMPRESSED WITH THE DOLLS BY MARIE OSMOND!! I STILL HAVE THE DOLLS THAT MY MOTHER BOUGHT FOR MEE FROM FAO SCHWARTZ MANEE YEARS AGO FROM PARIS AND OTHER EXOTIC PLACES THAT THE STORE CARRIED FOR MEI BIRTHDAYS AND THE DOLLS BY MARIE OSMOND REMIND MEE OF THAT SAME QUALITY!!

Elephant Fun Description

Elephant Fun Marie Osmond Dolls is an incredible 23-inch porcelain doll created by Ping Lau for Marie Osmond Dolls. She comes dressed in a gorgeous turquoise satin skirt and top with detailed multicolored embroidered ribbon trim. Also included with this set is a red satin elephant. Elephant Fun from Marie Osmond Fine Porcelain Collector Dolls is hallmarked on the back of her neck with Marie's classic signature and is hand-numbered. Comes from a limited edition size of 300 collectible dolls.

http://www.toniscollectibles.com/dolls/marie-osmond.html

May 17, 2012 @ 07:38 pm Marisa Sung MEAN GIRLS ON THE JOB WHO TRAINED IN HIGH SCHOOL!!

MEAN GIRLS ON THE JOB WHO TRAINED IN HIGH SCHOOL!! GUESS WITCH ONE I AM?? DID YOU EVER GET ALL EXCITED ABOUT YOUR SPANKING NEW JOB JUST TO LEARN A FEW WEEKS OR SEW LATER THAT THERE WERE 'MEAN GIRLS' BEHIND THE SCENES JUST WAITING TO ATTACK THE NEW PREY AKA YUE?? IT HAPPENS TO MEE LIKE I CHANGE MEI UNDERWEAR AND THAT TRUST MEE THAT IS VERY REGULARLEE=AT LEAST ONCE A DAY!!

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May 17, 2012 @ 11:35 am Marisa Sung HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS IS MORE LIKE HOW TO GET A GUY TO STICK TO YUE LIKE GLUE FOREVER!!

I TOOK THE ADVICE FROM 'HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS' FROM ONE OF MEI FAVE ACTRESSES, KATE HUDSON AND I HAVE TO TELL YUE IT IS HAVING THE OPPOSITE EFFECT ON MEI PROSPECTS!! THE MORE I ABUSE THE MORE THEY REFUSE TO LEAVE AND INSIST UPON STICKING TO MEE LIKE GLUE AND FOLLOWING MEI ASS!! :(

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days Edited Therapy Scene

How to lose a Guy in 10 Days-I Wanna Love somebody Like you

May 16, 2012 @ 08:55 pm Marisa Sung THE PLAYBOY + PLOWHORSE = PRETTY STEADY COUPLE

I KNOW OF A COUPLE OF COUPLES IN TOWN WHERE THE MAN IS A "PRETTY BOY" PLAYBOY AND GYM RAT WHO IS IN THE BUSINESS OF SALES NOT JUST OF SECURTITIES AND OTHER COMMODITIES BUT OF HIMSELF AND THE WIFE IS PULLING THE PLOW FOR HERSELF, HIM AND A FEW OTHERS IN THE MIX!!

THIS SITUATION IS ALL TOO COMMON TODAY BECAUSE MEN WANT TO BE CATERED TO AND I AM ALL FOR THAT BUTT ONLEE IF THEY BRING HOME ENOUGH GREEN TO PUT MEE IN THE LAP OF LUXURY AND THEN SOME SEW THAT I AM NOT TIRED, FAT AND DISHEVELED LOOKING FROM RUNNING ALL OVER THE PLACE AND THEN SOME FROM WORKING MEI TIRED ASS OFF FOR HIM AND HIS NEEDS!!! WHEN YOU ARE A MAN WHO LIKES THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE (INCLUDING THE FINER WOMEN) THEN MAKE IT YUR BUSINESS TO BRING HOME THE BIG BUCKS BUDDY!! BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T, YOU WILL END UP WITH A FAT, SLOPPY AND LOW END WOMAN WHO WILL CATER TO YOU OUT OF FEAR OF NOT GETTING A BETTER DEAL BUTT YOU WILL NEVER GET "THE REAL DEAL" IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND I DUE KNOW THAT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!

WHEN "JESSICA RABBIT" TYPE WOMEN ARE CALLING YOUR CELL PHONE AND YOUR WIFE THINKS THAT THEY ARE CHASING YOUR ASS THEN SHE IS A FAT ASS!! WHY?? BECAUSE HOT WOMEN WITH GORGEOUS BODIES DUE NOT NEED TO GO AFTER A "CUTE MAN" WHO DOESN'T HAVE BIG BUCKS THAT IS WHY!!! WHICH TRANSLATES TO THE FACT THAT HE IS AT PLAY WHEN THE MOUSE IS AWAY! COMPRENDE?? THE PROBLEM WITH FAT WOMEN WHO ARE NOT HOT IS THAT THEY LIVE IN A WORLD OF F'N DENIAL AND COME UP WITH EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN BUTT THE OBVIOUS TRUTH!! THE MEN LIE THEIR ASSES OFF IN ORDER TO GET AWAY WITH BEING CHEATERS BC THEY ARE SCARED OF THESE WOMEN FROM HELL AND HATE CONFRONTATION PERIOD!! GET A CLUE AND MAKE DUE! THAT IS MEI NEW MOTTO! IF A MAN IS TREATING YOU LIKE SHIT ON HIS SHOE THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE ALLOWING HIM TO!! :) NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE IS TO BLAME BUTT YUE!!! HAVE A HOT NIGHT WITH YOUR GEM OF A HUSBAND NOW!! YOU CERTAINLY EARNED IT!! :)

May 16, 2012 @ 12:03 am Marisa Sung MARISA SUNG GREETING CARDS FOR THE NEW RENAISSANCE

LET'S FACE IT THE WORLD IS A CHANGIN' TO USE THE WORDS OF BOB DYLAN! THEREFORE WE NEED A NEW SET OF GREETING CARDS THAT ARE APPROPOS AND GO ALONG WITH THE TIMES!

Bob Dylan - Times They are a-Changin

HERE ARE JUST A FEW SAMPLINGS OF MEI GREETING CARD COLLECTION:

1)PLEASE COME TO MEI COMING OUT PARTY,

INSIDE CARD=I HAVE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU ALL THAT I AM GAY EVER SINCE I DIVORCED (NAME WITHHELD FOR FEAR OF DISCOVERY)

I AM ABLE TO CELEBRATE MEI NEW FOUND SELF IDENTITY!

2) MEI HUSBAND (NAME WITHHELD FOR SAME FEAR) IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE!!

INSIDE CARD=IF YOU TELL HIM THAT I SAID THAT I WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU ARE FIRED

I GET ALL FIRED UP WEN I THINK ABOUT HOW TO GET RID OF YUE!!

3) CONGRATULATIONS ON ADOPTING YOUR NEW AMERICAN GIRL DOLL!

INSIDE CARD=SHE IS THE CARBON COPY OF YOUR MOTHER!

SHE HAS A FACE THAT ONLEE A MOTHER-IN-LAW COULD LOVE AND HOPEFULLY WON'T BE NEEDING ANY THERAPISTS OR EXTRA HEALTH INSURANCE!!

THAT'S ALL FOR NOW FOLKS! CAN'T GIVE AWAY TOO MUCH MILK FOR FREE!!

May 15, 2012 @ 11:21 pm Marisa Sung Marriage Rate Falls To Record Low In U.S.

Facebook may seem some days like a laundry list of “just married” profile updates complete with images of smiling brides and grooms, but according to the Pew Research Center, barely half of U.S. adults are married, the lowest percentage ever. W. Bradford Wilcox, the director of the National Marriage Project at the University of Virginia, said that marriage had been “in retreat” in the last 40 years and that the decline had accelerated since the recession started in 2008. “Marriage is less likely to anchor the adult life course,” he told ABC News today. “It’s less likely to ground children’s experience with family life. It plays a less central role as an institution in American life.”

In 1960, 72 percent of U.S. adults age 18 and older were married compared with 51 percent today. The median age when adults decide to finally take that big step is also the highest its ever been for both men and women — 26.5 and 28.7 respectively. The most dramatic decline in marriage occurred among those 18-29. Just 20 percent of them are now married; 59 percent were married in 1960. Wilcox said that people felt more comfortable postponing marriage until their late 20s and early 30s these days. He said the 20s were viewed as the “odyssey years,” and a time to “find yourself.” For many, Wilcox added, marriage is still viewed as an economic institution, not just about love and living happily ever after. “People are looking for a soul mate but also a person with a decent job,” he said today. “The bar has been raised. Expectations are higher.” Pew, which examined U.S. Census data, said that other living arrangements — including cohabitation, single-person households and single-parents households – were becoming more prevalent. The number of new marriages fell by 5 percent between 2009 and 2010.

Wilcox said that while U.S. adults without college degrees were marrying less, they increasingly were having children in nonmarital situations. “In the minds of Americans, getting married and becoming parents are two different things,” he said. “Their top priority is being a parent, second to having a successful marriage. People have separated the two things. Years ago, they were closely linked to one another.” “The bottom line is that kids are experiencing more instability and more hardship because the adults are less likely to get and stay married,” Wilcox said. Seventy-two percent of U.S. adults had been married at least once, though this was a decrease from 85 percent in 1960.

A survey done by Pew and Time magazine in 2010 of 2,691 Americans found that nearly four in 10 Americans said that marriage was becoming obsolete. Forty-four percent of those 18-20 said it was obsolete. The recession seems to be socking Americans in the heart as well as the wallet: Marriages have hit an all-time low while pleas for food stamps have reached a record high and the gap between rich and poor has grown to its widest ever.

The annual survey covers all of last year, when unemployment skyrocketed to 10 percent, and the jobless rate is still a stubbornly high 9.6 percent. The figures also show that Americans on average have been spending 36 fewer minutes in the office per week and are stuck in traffic a bit less. But that is hardly good news, either. The reason is largely that people have lost jobs or are scraping by with part-time work. In the United States, marriages fell to a record low in 2009, with 52 percent of adults 18 and over saying they were joined in wedlock, compared to 57 percent in 2000. The never-married included 46.3 percent of young adults 25-34, with sharp increases in single people in cities in the Midwest and Southwest, including Cleveland, Phoenix, Los Angeles, and Albuquerque. It was the first time the share of unmarried young adults exceeded those who were married.

Marriages have been declining for years due to rising divorce, more unmarried couples living together, and increased job prospects for women. But sociologists say younger people are also now increasingly choosing to delay marriage as they struggle to find work and resist making long-term commitments. In dollar terms, the rich are still getting richer, and the poor are falling further behind them. The income gap between the richest and poorest Americans grew last year by the largest margin ever, a stark divide as Democrats and Republicans spar over whether to extend Bush-era tax cuts for the wealthy. The top-earning 20 percent of Americans — those making more than $100,000 each year — received 49.4 percent of all income generated in the United States, compared with the 3.4 percent earned by the bottom 20 percent of earners, those who fell below the poverty line, according to the new figures. That ratio of 14.5-to-1 was an increase from 13.6 in 2008 and nearly double a low of 7.69 in 1968.

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