Marisa Sung's first rule of Etiquette for Southdate

Feb 21, 2012 @ 11:10 am Marisa Sung Marisa Sung's First Rule Of Etiquette For Southdate

When you order extra food before you leave for takeout (after covering the dinner bill with generous tip) and the girl from Kansas asks (in a surprised tone you) if you would like change of $60.00 when your bill comes to $46.00 she needs to click her tacky red sparkle shoes and follow the yellow brick road home. Don't you dare hustle my man's wallet or mine for that matter!! "There is no place like home" when you need to try and hustle people for money as an average looking hostess at a high end restaurant. If you want that kind of money there is a profession called a "call girl." You may want to apply IF you are lucky enough to get called. The first step would be to get your hair professionally done and chuck the cheap drug store (at home) application though. A little tip: hang out at the St. Regis Bar and you should get the kind of tips you are looking for there if you want to be the charity case that we all know YOU REALLY ARE. Then you should really be OK. I really hope this helps. :)

Follow The Yellow Brick Road